Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Digital Art / Hobbyist Core Member Lex32/Male/United States Groups :iconturtletales: TurtleTales
Ficcing TMNT Storytimes right!
Recent Activity
Deviant for 8 Years
2 Month Core Membership:
Given by Hummerhouse
Statistics 1,248 Deviations 16,546 Comments 138,453 Pageviews

Commission Info

Commissions will reopen sometime in August

All prices in US $
I accept Paypal only
$1-$2 tips are greatly appreciated to cover Paypal fees!

Artwork commissions
:bulletpurple: I love drawing OC's! :bulletpurple:
Portraits:
-Single character (black & white, or minimal colour; minimalistic or stylised background)
-Waist up portrait: $10
-Full body portrait: $15
-Add a character: +$9
-Add colour: +$5
-Add detailed/specific background: +$5
-Add NSFW (no gore, no overt sexualisation): +$5

Icons:
-400x400 format (I can do a different size if you prefer)
-Always coloured
-Single character: $6
-Add a character: +$2

Writing commissions
:bulletpurple: I do not write OC's! :bulletpurple:
500-800 words: $8
800-1000words: $10
1000+ words: will be negotiated fairly due to time spent writing
Smut/porn/kinks/etc: +$5

Voice Acting commissions
Dialogue you write (or is already written, such as a comic panel): $5
Dialogue I write: $8

I currently have voices for MTMTE Transformers: Perceptor, Fulcrum, Misfire, Tailgate, and Rung

OMG I LOVE STAMPS

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The three movies I grew up on!

Labyrinth Stamp 2 by TwilightProwler:heart:A Legend Stamp by Sahkmet:heart:The Last Unicorn Stamp by poserfan

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

deviantID

Fulcrumisthebomb's Profile Picture
Fulcrumisthebomb
Lex
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
If outside is so great, why has Man spent thousands of years perfecting inside?
:iconcrownplz:
:icontfpstarscreamplz:

Mature Content

Tcest: RxD stamp by Fulcrumisthebomb

Krieger's 'Also, Yes' Stamp by RavenGaleSpencer

:iconarttradesfriendsonly::icongiftsfriendsonly::iconrequestsclosed::iconcommissionsopen:
Interests

There's nothing wrong with how I talk

Journal Entry: Tue Aug 18, 2015, 10:06 AM

When I was four, my parents divorced and mum and I went to live with my Gaga (maternal grandmother). I had been born in Mississippi and grew up in Tennessee, and my accent was as thick as the narrator in 1980s Dukes of Hazzard. Light bulb was pronounced “lat bub”, common expletives were ‘shucks’ and ‘I’ll be John Brown, and I had the loudest, goofiest laugh you’ve ever heard in a kid. 

Everyone I encountered in that tiny backwater Southern town sounded exactly like me (or vice versa, I suppose). On TV and in my rapidly growing repertoire of books, I heard and read familiar British incantation and verbal pacing, which matches the Old South fairly well (anthropologically speaking, Southern US is the original English accent; it hasn’t evolved in a few centuries here much, like it has overseas). So if I didn’t sound Southern, I sounded/spelled British-English. No one batted an eye, least of all my family.

All this changed when my mum began dating her physics teacher when I was about seven years old, who in another year would become my stepfather. Although he had been born in the home of the Grand Ol’ Opry here in TN, he was mortified at what he termed “hick talk” and rapidly set to work fixing it. 

He was relentless. Obnoxious and annoying and downright cruel about correcting our spoken words and intonation. Imagine someone interrupting you every 10-30 seconds by mimicking a loud buzzing noise like you hear on gameshows and snapping the ‘correct’ way to say what you just said. I was told repeatedly that I would never be taken seriously if I spoke like a ‘redneck’, that I would never get a job and never get married and never get anywhere in life if I sounded like that. He was just as aggressive with my mum as he was me, but of course I’m only speaking from my perspective as a young child here.

He tailored mum and I’s speech to have a “neutral” Midwestern American accent, and I lived in terror of straying from it. He constantly made fun of my Gaga for her Southern speech (and still does to this day) with loud mocking mimicry and snide laughter. He will still correct my speech and grammar if I slip up- I just turned 32 and I have a Bachelor’s Degree in a subject I adore. Since I live in the same town and move in similar’ish circles as he, I cannot relax my speech until I move away.

I have so much borrowed shame and guilt for how I talk, I can’t even express it properly with the written word. I’m paranoid someone will hear me slip up and think, “He sounds like a fucking moron, goddamn hicks don’t know shit”. I’m terrified I will be judged based on how I speak, rather than my decades of research and degrees and knowledge.

And I’ve had it. I’m sick of being ashamed of who I am.

Maybe I can’t do this in person yet, but I’m here to say THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH HOW I TALK. I can laugh and snort as loud as I like, I can use gratuitous amounts of Southern euphemisms, I can stress my I’s and E’s and call it a “warsh machine” and “hose pipe” and add unnecessary R’s to random vocabulary because I’m fucking Southern and darn proud of it.



  • Mood: Bitter
  • Listening to: The Prodigy - Fat of the Land
  • Reading: OTP smut
  • Watching: Ellery Queen Mysteries
  • Playing: Diablo III
  • Eating: cookies
  • Drinking: water

Groups

Which cranky medic? 

54%
141 deviants said Donatello!
46%
120 deviants said Ratchet!

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconrenaissancemen:
Renaissancemen Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
Hi! I really like what you're doing about the TMNT Fan book. Could you give me information about the artists and the writers who contributed on it? Plz and thank you! 
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconnaomi-daos:
Naomi-Daos Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015
Happy be-lated birthday!!!:PizzaParty: 
Reply
:iconmacattack-215:
macattack-215 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
OMG IM DYING I CLICKED ON UR TUMBLR AND SAW THE "I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE"

I CANT STOP LAUGHING NOW

THATS TOO FANTASTIC
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconrose-lovelala:
Rose-lovelala Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!!Airborne Have your cake and eat it too Party 
Reply
:iconprayimdead:
prayimdead Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015
Happy Birthday !! Huggle! 
Reply
(1 Reply)
Add a Comment: